J. Jay's Jabberwocky / WWJD (What Would Jay Do)
My Blog is a place where I can perpetuate my love for odd news and useless facts. I can provide my comments on current events, and all that is wrong (and right) with the world. I have PET PEEVE MONDAY (PPM) and FRIDAY FUNNY. Sometimes I declare a LOSER OF THE WEEK. Comments are encouraged.
Monday, December 24, 2018
Monday, December 03, 2018
Dec. 3, 2018 - PPM - Frosty the SnowPerson
This week's PET PEEVE MONDAY is how EVERY thing has to be found "politically correct" by 2018 standards. If it offends only ONE person, it must be changed. Now we have a war on Christmas Songs. Here are the TOP songs now identified on the internet as needing changed:
1. I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus: subjecting minors to softcore porn
2. The Christmas Song: Open fire? Pollution. Folks dressed up like Eskimos? Cultural appropriation
3. Holly Jolly Christmas: Kiss her once for me? Unwanted advances
4. White Christmas? Racist
5. Santa Claus is Coming to Town: Sees you when you’re sleeping? Knows when you’re awake? Peeping Tom stalker
6. Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer: Bullying
7. It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas: Forced gender-specific gifts: dolls for Janice and Jen and boots and pistols (GUNS!) for Barney and Ben 9
8. Frosty the Snowman: Sexist; not a snow woman 1
9. Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas: Make the yuletide GAY? Wow, just wow
10. Baby, It's Cold Outside: Date rape
It is a "Slippery Slope." This just in. PETA wants to ban the phrase, "Bringing Home The Bacon.
WTF.
Labels: Pet Peeve