Dec. 3, 2018 - PPM - Frosty the SnowPerson

This week's PET PEEVE MONDAY is how EVERY thing has to be found "politically correct" by 2018 standards.   If it offends only ONE person, it must be changed.  Now we have a war on Christmas Songs.  Here are the TOP songs now identified on the internet as needing changed:

1. I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus: subjecting minors to softcore porn 

2. The Christmas Song: Open fire? Pollution. Folks dressed up like Eskimos? Cultural appropriation

3. Holly Jolly Christmas: Kiss her once for me? Unwanted advances 

4. White Christmas? Racist 

5. Santa Claus is Coming to Town: Sees you when you’re sleeping? Knows when you’re awake? Peeping Tom stalker 

6. Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer: Bullying 

7. It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas: Forced gender-specific gifts: dolls for Janice and Jen and boots and pistols (GUNS!) for Barney and Ben 9

8. Frosty the Snowman: Sexist; not a snow woman 1

9. Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas: Make the yuletide GAY? Wow, just wow

10. Baby, It's Cold Outside: Date rape

It is a "Slippery Slope."  This just in. PETA wants to ban the phrase, "Bringing Home The Bacon.  

WTF.