Mar. 26, 2010 - Vacation - Myrtle Beach

I was enjoying my golf vacation in Myrtle Beach until I received the following message from Titleist.

"Mr. Lewis. Please cease and desist your use of Titleist products. Please do not wear Titleist apparel. Your performance as a golfer does not accurately portray the image that Titleist wishes to project."

So I'm no Tiger Woods. Then again, neither is Tiger these days.



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March 18, 2011 - Friday Funny - Bumper Sticker

I never actually saw this bumper sticker, but it IS Funny.





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March 4, 2011- Friday Funny – 36 Holes

Golf Season officially started for me this week. This is one of my favorite Golf Jokes:

He left home about 8:30 a.m. to play golf with his friends. On the way out the door he answered his wife's "what time will you be home?" question with "probably about 1:30, I'll have lunch at the club."

1:30 came & went, 3:00 passed, 6:15, still not home, finally at about 7:00pm he rolls in the driveway, leaves his clubs in the garage, and presents his wife with a pizza, and begins the apologetic story.

We finished our game about 11:30, had lunch, and I started home, when alongside the road I saw this attractive girl with a flat tire on her car. I stopped to help, got the tire changed, and looked around for a place to wash my hands. She offered money, but I refused, so she suggested that I at least allow her to buy me a beer. She said there's a tavern just up the road, and they have a restroom, you can clean up a bit. I agreed to stop, we had a beer, then another beer, then a couple more, and I realized that this girl was not only pretty, she was very friendly, and a good companion to spend time with. Before I knew it, we were in the motel next door having relations. And that is why I am so late getting home.

His wife looked him right in the eye and said "don't lie to me; you played 36 holes, didn't you?

March 1, 2011 - PPM - Wisconsin Only Plays Away Games

This week's PET PEEVE MONDAY (PPM) is about the situation in Wisconsin.

President Obama said it best, shortly after his inauguration. "Elections have consequences. I won, you lost."

Well, now the tables are turned and the Democrats in WI and other places have forgotten this mantra. They decided to leave the state and shirk their duties.

I didn't realize Illinois was such a great travel destination in February. What was I thinking when I booked that trip to Florida?

What would happen if an employee didn't show up for their job for 2 or more weeks. Would they still get paid? Would they still have their jobs? Would they be able to DEMAND changes?

What is funny is that Rev. Jackson showed up and sang "We Shall Overcome?" Overcome what? Inflated pensions and benefits? My questions is where is Rev. Sharpton? Should we send out an Amber Alert?

If belonging to a Union is such a wonderful experience, why are their dues MANDATORY?

What is shameful is that no one talks about how the WI Education Union was the #1 political contributor in last year's WI election. Was this a good use of those MANDATORY dues? Oh course, it's about the children. The same children that had to sit home, while their teachers called in "sick" in order to protest.

I would recall and fire these cowardly politicians. They are guilty of fraud, malfeasance, and incompetence.

Forget the "union-busting" message that the media is promoting. If you have better ideas, run on them, get elected, and make changes.

LEAD, FOLLOW, OR GET THE HELL OUT OF WAY.


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