July 29 - Loser of the Week - The NOT SO Fresh Prince of Bel-Air

This week’s LOSER OF THE WEEK is Prinz Frederic Von Anhalt.

You probably say. “Who is that?” My answer is EXACTLY.

Von Anhalt isn’t actually a Prince. He purchased the title. He is not King of His Castle. He probably isn’t even Prince of his Castle.

The reason is that in 1986, Prinz von Anhalt married Zsa Zsa Gabor. The couple are still married, making it Gabor's 8th, yet longest marriage.

I previously discussed Von Anhalt in a February 12, 2007 Blog. Von Anhalt had claimed that he WAS the father of Anna Nicole’s baby. That mystery has since been solved. Thank goodness.

So why is this person now my LOSER OF THE WEEK?

On July 25, 2007, Prinz von Anhalt was allegedly approached by three women he described as attractive while sitting in his Rolls Royce in Southern California. They asked him to pose for pictures with them, at which point one of the women robbed him at gunpoint, taking his car keys, jewelry, wallet, driver's license and all his clothes. I kid you not.

If you look at the picture on the right, it appears the Prinz has a wandering eye.

According to Prinz von Anhalt, his assailants bound him and placed him in handcuffs, yet he managed to call the authorities on a cellular phone. Los Angeles police found him completely naked approximately one hour later. Additionally, no handcuffs were found at the scene. The culprits apparently drove away in a Chrysler convertible. Why didn’t they take the Rolls Royce? Maybe they should be the LOSER OF THE WEEK, if they actually existed.

The Prinz’s story sounds more like a bad Letter to Penthouse than something from a CSI episode. Either way, he is still my LOSER OF THE WEEK.

What’s next? He will probably claim he invented the Internet and that Global Warming is going to kill us all. Oops, that LOSER has already been chronicled on July 7, 2007.