July 21 - Loser of the Week - Drive-In Deviant

This week’s LOSER OF THE WEEK was someone I saw at the Drive-In last week.

I had taken my children out for a quiet night to see the latest G-rated flick. Instead they got to see an R-rated display from my Loser of the Week.

Arriving just a few minutes before the start of the movies, this woman broke the following Drive-In etiquette rules and safety laws:

1. She parked her SUV in the wrong row. SUV’s are not allowed in the first six rows.

2. She parked in the middle of the space that is supposed to accommodate 2 cars.

3. She put blankets on the top of her SUV so that her kids, Beavis and Butthead (not pictured), could sit on top, further blocking the view of the legally parked vehicles. She obviously knew nothing of child safety laws. As a Darwinian, I am sure that some things will take care of themselves anyway.

What you can’t see for the photo is the confrontation that took place between this lady (?) and the Drive-In attendant when she was informed of her violations.

Stopping to take a drag on her cigarette in between arm waving and profanity, she tried to explain her right to park anywhere she wanted and to let her children watch the movie from where ever she wanted.

She had obviously misread the movie ad. It was not a Jerry Springer film fest, but Ratatouille that was playing this night.

Realizing that she would not win her argument and that she had probably left the meth on the stove at the trailer park, she packed up her stuff along with Beavis and Butthead and went on her way.

It’s always nice to hear the audience applause before the movie starts.

So DRIVE –IN LADY LACKING SOCIAL GRACES AND COMMON SENSE, you are my LOSER OF THE WEEK.