July 7 - Loser of the Week - Al Gore

This week’s LOSER OF THE WEEK is Al Gore, or Al Snore, as I have referred to him in the past.

Al was so busy this week promoting his Live Earth event; he forgot to answer his child’s plea for help.

Albert Gore III, the son of former Vice President Al Gore, was stopped for speeding on this week when police found illegal drugs in his vehicle.

Police reportedly found Marijuana, Xanax, Vicodin, Valium, and Adderal in the car.

Al Gore III had a similar run-in with officials back in 2003 when he was sent to rehab after police spotted him driving in freezing cold weather with his sunroof down. Police stopped him and found Marijuana in the car.

Al, GET OVER YOURSELF. Try to lower the temperature and anxiety index on your own family. Maybe you should give Tony Dungy a call to understand a child’s cry for help. We get it about the environment. I’m trying to cut down on my methane releases on a daily basis.

I won’t even address how much the Live Earth concerts negatively affected the perceived fragile equilibrium of today’s ecosystems. Was it really environmentally friendly to fly “rock stars” on private planes to far off destinations like Antarctica and Rio to raise awareness about Global Warming?

“Carbon Off-Sets” sound more and more like a ponzi scheme.

Al, focus on YOUR family before you become an even bigger LOSER OF THE WEEK.