April 11, 2008 - Friday Funny - Missing Husband
Marv was in trouble -- He forgot his wedding anniversary.
His wife, Tori, was really angry.
She told him, "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less than 6 seconds AND IT HAD BETTER BE THERE!!”
The next morning, Marv got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, Tori put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, and brought the box back in the house. Tori opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Marv has been missing since Friday. Please pray for him.
His wife, Tori, was really angry.
She told him, "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less than 6 seconds AND IT HAD BETTER BE THERE!!”
The next morning, Marv got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, Tori put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, and brought the box back in the house. Tori opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Marv has been missing since Friday. Please pray for him.
Labels: Friday Funny
posted by J. Jay @ 10:50 AM
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