April 4, 2008 - Friday Funny - Real Ads

These are some real ads:

FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER:
8 years old. Hateful little dog. Bites.

FREE PUPPIES:
1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.

FREE PUPPIES:
Mother, AKC German Shepherd. Father, Super Dog...able to leap tall fences in a single bound.

FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG:
Looks like a rat ... been out a while. Better be a reward.

COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED:
Also 1 gay bull for sale.

NORDIC TRACK:
$300 Hardly used, call Chubby.

WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE WORN ONCE BY MISTAKE:
Call Stephanie.

AND THE BEST ONE -

FOR SALE BY OWNER:
Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes Excellent condition $1,000 or best offer No longer needed, got married last month. Wife knows everything. Call Robert.