July 12, 2013 - Friday Funny - Zombies

This week's FRIDAY FUNNY concerns how to kill Zombies. 

 

After viewing every episode of "The Walking Dead" and the "Zombieland" and "World War Z" movies, I feel well versed in the particulars of how to kill a Zombie.

 

The fact that it takes a "head shot" concerns me. In fact, in Zombieland, it takes a "double tap." Zombies, by definition, do not have brain activity. Shouldn't a serious injury to the heart stop a Zombie?

 

I believe, that we, as a country, have gone overboard on this Zombie threat. The University of Florida even has a 6 page, "Zombie Attack Evacuation Plan."

 

Below is one happy shopper at the local Bass Pro store. Apparently you can now buy special zombie ammunition. I hope she remembered to buy twice as much in case you need to "double tap" the Zombie.

 

 

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