December 12, 2008 - Friday Funny Jokes

How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest?

They Take The Psychopath

What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall?

Dam!

What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice too Long?

Polaroids

What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't work?

A Stick

What Do You Call Santa's Helpers?

Subordinate Clauses.

What Do You Get From a Pampered Cow?

Spoiled Milk.

What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches?

A Nervous Wreck.

Where Do You Find a Dog With No Legs?

Right Where You Left Him.

Why Don't Blind People Like To Sky Dive?

Because It Scares The Dog.

What Is The Difference Between a Harley And a Hoover ?

The Location Of The Dirt Bag.

What's The Difference Between a Bad Golfer And a Bad Skydiver?

A Bad Golfer Goes, Whack , Dang!
A Bad Skydiver Goes Dang! Whack .

How Are a Texas Tornado And a Arkansas Divorce The Same?

Homebody's Gonna Lose A Trailer