June 2, 2008 - PPM - Bad Karma Earthquakes
This week’s PET PEEVE MONDAY (PPM) concerns the blaming of National Disasters on someone or something.
Sharon Stone recently blamed the China Earthquake on Bad Karma.
Nice way to revitalize a career built on a single leg crossing.
It ranks up there will Pat Robertson stating that Hurricane Katrina was God’s way of expressing anger at the Academy of television Arts and Sciences for selecting Ellen Degeneres to host the Emmy’s that year. He said, “ By choosing a avowed lesbian for this national event, these Hollywood elites have clearly invited God’s wrath. Is it any surprise that the Almighty chose to strike at Miss Degeneres’ hometown?”
I have news for Pat Robertson. The only result of choosing Degeneres as host of the Award Show was LOW RATINGS.
Conversely, people also “Thank the Good Lord” after the tornado ripped through their mobile home yet spared them and their dog. People also say that God was on their side when they made that game winning shot. Maybe God just liked you more than the other guy.
I know a bit about “divine intervention.” As I mentioned before, I am now known as THE Reverend JJ Lewis from the Church of Spiritual Humanism. I have the certificate and cancelled check as evidence.
Do you think there is a reason I stay inside during inclement weather? I’m sure people would misread any lightning strike in my general direction as a message from above.
I wish celebrities would keep their mouth shut about news and world events. I could have a daily post about what Hollywood type showed their ignorance about current events. Oh wait, what would the girls on “The View” have to talk about?
Look people, weather happens, earthquakes occur, and one team has to win, AND LOSE every game. The “Good Lord” didn’t do it, prevent it, or target someone. %&IT HAPPENS.
Sharon Stone recently blamed the China Earthquake on Bad Karma.
Nice way to revitalize a career built on a single leg crossing.
It ranks up there will Pat Robertson stating that Hurricane Katrina was God’s way of expressing anger at the Academy of television Arts and Sciences for selecting Ellen Degeneres to host the Emmy’s that year. He said, “ By choosing a avowed lesbian for this national event, these Hollywood elites have clearly invited God’s wrath. Is it any surprise that the Almighty chose to strike at Miss Degeneres’ hometown?”
I have news for Pat Robertson. The only result of choosing Degeneres as host of the Award Show was LOW RATINGS.
Conversely, people also “Thank the Good Lord” after the tornado ripped through their mobile home yet spared them and their dog. People also say that God was on their side when they made that game winning shot. Maybe God just liked you more than the other guy.
I know a bit about “divine intervention.” As I mentioned before, I am now known as THE Reverend JJ Lewis from the Church of Spiritual Humanism. I have the certificate and cancelled check as evidence.
Do you think there is a reason I stay inside during inclement weather? I’m sure people would misread any lightning strike in my general direction as a message from above.
I wish celebrities would keep their mouth shut about news and world events. I could have a daily post about what Hollywood type showed their ignorance about current events. Oh wait, what would the girls on “The View” have to talk about?
Look people, weather happens, earthquakes occur, and one team has to win, AND LOSE every game. The “Good Lord” didn’t do it, prevent it, or target someone. %&IT HAPPENS.
Below is a picture of Sharon Stone after God hits her plastic surgeon-manufactured face with a 7.1 earthquake.
Labels: Pet Peeve
posted by J. Jay @ 8:05 PM
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2 Comments:
That picture is creapy and totally ruined the thought of her "crossing legs."
Deflated in Ohio
Sharon Stone is irrelevent
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