Saturday, May 24, 2008

May 23, 2008 - Friday Funny - Another Hillary Moment

Every time Hillary tries to humanize herself, she puts her foot in her mouth. Today she brought up the Robert Kennedy Assassination.

Timing is everything. RFK's brother was diagnosed with a brain tumor this week. Barack Obama has to have extra security because of the racial undertones that are prevalent within parts of this country.

At any rate, here is a Hillary joke that was forwarded to me:

Hillary Clinton goes to an elementary school in New York to talk about the world. After her talk she offers a question time.One little boy puts up his hand. The Senator asks him what his name is.

'Kenneth,' the boy replies.

'And what is your question, Kenneth?'

'I have three questions:

'First - whatever happened to the health care plan you were paid to develop during your husband's eight years in the office as President?

'Second - why would you run for President after your husband shamed the office?

'Third - whatever happened to all those things you took when you left the White House?'

Just then the bell rings for recess. Hillary Clinton informs the kids that they will continue after recess.

When they resume, Hillary says
, 'Okay, where were we? Oh, that's right, question time. Who has a question?'

A different little boy puts his hand up. Hillary points him out and asks him what his name is.

'Larry.'

'And what is your question, Larry?'

'I have five questions:

'First - whatever happened to the medical health care plan you were paid to develop during your husband's eight years in the office as President?

'Second - why would you run for President after your husband shamed the office?

'Third - whatever happened to all those things you took when you left the White House?

'Fourth - why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early?

'Fifth - "Where's Kenneth?"

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2 Comments:

At May 28, 2008 2:28 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

She's never going to slect you as her VP.

 
At May 29, 2008 8:50 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

May you recieve a Pant suit as a Christmas gift.

 

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