November 3 - Friday Funny - Countdown to &ichigan - Take 3

I began a weekly series of michigan jokes two Fridays ago. It is the lead up to the big game on November 18. This week’s FRIDAY FUNNY is part three in the series. THE GAME is only 2 Saturdays away. The laughter continues....


michigan Coach Lloyd Carr asked one of his players “What will you be when you graduate?” The player said. “Forty.”

Q. Do you know why the Post Office chose MI as the official abbreviation for michigan?
A. It stands for Mostly Idiots.

Q. What do you call a dope ring in Ann Arbor?
A. A huddle.

Q. How many wolverines does it take to stop a bus?
A. Never enough.

Q. Where was O.J. Simpson hiding before the famous white Bronco chase?
A. On the michigan campus, because that would be the last place someone would look for a football player.

Q. Why does Mrs. Carr put Lloyd’s Fruit Loops on a plate?
A. Because if they were in a bowl, he would lose them.

Q. What is the first thing a michigan cheerleader does in the morning?
A. Goes home.

Q. What does it say on the back of every michigan diploma?
A. Will work for food.

GO BUCKS.