October 20 - Friday Funny - Countdown to &ichigan

This week’s and the next four week’s FRIDAY FUNNIES will be dedicated to michigan jokes. The big game is only 4 Saturdays away, and its time to get the Party Started.

Q: Why did Lloyd Carr make his michigan wolverines start eating their Wheaties straight out of the box?
A: Because they choke whenever they get near bowls.



Q: Why did michigan change their field from grass to artificial turf?
A: To keep the michigan cheerleaders from grazing at half time.

Q: How do you get a michigan grad off of your front porch?
A: Pay him for the pizza.


Two University of michigan football players were down on campus partying. They were hootin' and hollerin' when a bartender asked them why they were celebrating. The smart one said proudly that they had just finished a jigsaw puzzle and it only took two months. "Two months?" exclaimed the bartender. The wolverine replied, "Yeah, but the box said 4-6 years."

GO BUCKS.