October 27 - Friday Funny - Countdown to &ichigan - Take 2
Last Friday, I began a weekly series of michigan jokes leading up to the big game on November 18. This week’s FRIDAY FUNNY is part two in the four part series. THE GAME is only 3 Saturdays away.
Q: What do you get when you cross a michigan fan with a pig?
A: NOTHING. There are some things a pig won’t do.
Q: How do you get Lloyd Carr out of a tree in Columbus?
A: Cut the Rope.
Q: What is the difference between a michigan homecoming queen and an elephant??
A: One does tricks for peanuts; the other is gray and lives in a zoo.
Q: What does every michigan graduate say to an OHIO STATE graduate when they come face to face?
A: Would you like fries with that?
Q: How do you keep a wolverine out of your backyard?
A. Put up Goal Posts.
One of the great traditions at an Ohio State game is the Script Ohio and the dotting of the “i.” My son saw it first hand last Saturday.
Golf legend and former Ohio State student Jack Nicklaus will dot the "i" during Script Ohio at halftime of Saturday's homecoming game with Minnesota.
Nicklaus is just the fifth non-band member given the honor, joining former OSU coach Woody Hayes, former OSU president Novice G. Fawcett, comedian Bob Hope and former OSU ticket director Bob Ries.
GO BUCKS.
posted by J. Jay @ 9:05 AM
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5 Comments:
Michigan will choke as ususal
nice jokes
The Blue really brings out Osama's eyes
Michigan will win. The home field advantage for OSU is worth a touch down, but not enough to swing the final outcome.
OSU will be victorious. The horseshoe will rock. It will be a long day for the Wolverines. OSU's offense has out-scored Michigan and their defense will not only shut them down, they will score! It will be the game of the year and Michigan will go home disappointed, again.
i hate barbaro
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