April 28 - Friday Funny

Stiffs And Slices
From thesmokinggun.com
A Domino's deliveryman used a car to transport corpses to funeral parlors when he wasn't using the vehicle to deliver pizzas. Last Friday, a Police Department officer in Pennsylvania pulled over a 1993 Buick after noticing the vehicle did not have an inspection sticker. Additionally, William Bethel, 24, was driving with a suspended license, so cops informed him that the vehicle was going to be impounded. According to a police report, when officers began taking an inventory of the station wagon, they noticed a stretcher in the rear of the vehicle where "pizzas were sitting to be delivered. Asked about the items, Bethel explained that when he finished delivering Domino's pizzas, "he transports deceased bodies in the same vehicle for a funeral home." A police check with local health officials determined that the use of the car for stiffs and slices did not violate county ordinances. Bethel, who was not arrested, is facing $400 in fines for driving with a suspended license and operating a vehicle without an inspection certificate.

This hits close to home for me. In high school I worked three jobs one summer while saving money for college. McDonald’s, Dominos, and the Zanesville Ambulance Service. I delivered pizzas for Dominos and picked up dead bodies ($35 a piece) for the city of Zanesville. I was unable to multi-task with my car because I drove a 1969 Volkswagen bug with a very small backseat.