Jan. 13, 2017 - Friday Funny - Trump Cabinet

This week's Friday Funny is a result of a long car ride because you can't play "Tunes" forever.

Hardly anyone thought Donald Trump would be elected the nest President last November. So, while driving 10 hours form Ohio to South Carolina last August, a life partner and I decided to propose a possible Trump Cabinet, should he be elected.  

Here were the proposed results:

VP - Donald Trump (why not get the greatest)

Secretary of State - Mel Gibson

Secretary of Treasurer - Bernie Madoff

Education Secretary - Nick Nolte

Health and Human Services Secretary - Woody Allen

Energy Secretary - Richard Simmons

Interior Secretary - Sophia Varga

Attorney General - Hillary Clinton

EPA Secretary - not necessary

Agriculture Secretary - Woody Harrelson

Defense Secretary - Bill Belichek

Labor Secretary - Mrs.  Duggart

Transportation Secretary -  Gary Busey

VA Secretary - Jane Fonda

Homeland Security - Eric Snowden

New Departments: 

Dept of Excess Winning- Charlie Sheen

Wall building - Jackie Chan / George Lopez

We will see how the actual cabinet plays out. I'm sure my choices would not Make America Great Again.

As an American, we always want our President to succeed. Good Luck, President Trump.

Just Saying.