November 10 - Friday Funny - Countdown to &ichigan - Take Four
I began a weekly series of michigan jokes three Fridays ago. It is the lead up to the big game on November 18. This week’s FRIDAY FUNNY is part four in the series. THE GAME is only 1 Saturday away.
Q: How many university of michigan freshmen does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None, it's a sophomore course
It was reported that michigan head football coach Lloyd Carr would only be dressing twenty players for the Ohio State game. The rest of the players will have to get dressed by themselves.
Q: How do you keep a wolverine out of your backyard?
A: Put up Goal Posts.
Q: What’s the difference between yogurt and a wolverine?
A. Yogurt has culture.
Q: What do you get when you drive by the university of michigan?
A. A degree.
Q. What does the average michigan player get on his SAT?
A. A. Droll.
Interestingly there is a band named The Dead Schembechlers. They are based in Columbus and they all dress like Woody Hayes when they perform.
Twisted, but funny.
Below is their “hit” song, “Bomb Ann Arbor Now.”
Dead Schembechlers: Bomb Ann Arbor Now
posted by J. Jay @ 8:27 AM
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5 Comments:
One more hurdle before THE GAME
If they did bomnb Ann Arbor, woudln't the fall-out blow over Cleveland. Over nevermind, I guess that would be OK as well.
I don't give a damn about the whole state of Michigan
it shoule be LLLLLoyd with 5 L's after next week.
It actually harder to get into Michigan than it is Ohio State. I guess thats why its a joke.
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