May 29, 2009 - Friday Funny - Boys will be Boys

This week's Friday Funny is dedicated to my 2 boys. Here are some interesting things you learn when you have sons:

1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.

2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.

3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.

4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.

5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.

6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.

7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.

8.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.

9.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.

10.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.

11.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.

12.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.

13.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.

14.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.

15.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.

16.) The fire department in Cincinnati has a 5-minute response time.

Enjoy the thoughts (and your kids!!!)