Nov. 30, 2009 - PPM - Tiger Woods Coverage

This week’s PET PEEVE MONDAY (PPM) is the non-stop Tiger Woods coverage. Is it really more important than Afghanistan, the economy, or the firing of Charlie Weis? ;-)

So, Tiger was headed out at 2:30 a.m. Thanksgiving Night. Wasn’t everyone headed to Target for those early Black Friday specials?

I’m sure it will come out that his wife attacked him because of some indiscretion. He’s a professional male athlete. He can’t change his spots, or in this case his stripes.

Let’s try and focus on what is TRULY important things and give Tiger and the Mrs. a chance to work things out. The only winner in this is going to be the guy that drafted his prenuptial agreement or the salesman at Tiffany's. (see Kobe Bryant)

At any rate – here are the top 10 Tiger Woods jokes:

1. Apparently, the only person who can beat Tiger Woods with a golf club is his wife

2. What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards

3. Tiger Woods was injured in a car accident as he pulled out of his driveway early Friday morning. It was Woods' shortest drive since an errant tee shot at the US Open.

4. What was Tiger Woods doing out at 2.30 in the morning? He'd gone clubbing

5. Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn’t decide between a wood and an iron

6. Perhaps Tiger should be using a driver?

7. This is the first time Tiger’s ever failed to drive 300 yards

8. Apparently, Tiger admitted this crash was the closest shave he’s ever had. So Gillette has dropped his contract.

9. Tiger Woods wasn't seriously injured in the crash. He's still below par though

10. Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole in one.

Post your own joke if you have one.