Nov. 26, 2009 - Black Friday Solution

The Enquirer’s front page, top of the fold story today was, “10 Tips for Black Friday Success.”

It spoke about planning ahead, parking smartly, etc. I could have saved the Enquirer 1000 words and a lot of ink. My tip list is 3 words long: DO NOT GO.

I’m sure the Friday Night News will have a story about how some shopping mob trampled and maimed or killed someone because of all the hype. Check the archives, it happens every year.

I’ve solved the problem. What’s next?